Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday 28 November 2012

55, 55, 55,

Austin Briggs has been running a great contest on his sight for quite sometime. The rules say you must write a story of fifty-five words or less (non-negotiable), excluding the title. It must have a setting, at least one character, some conflict and a resolution (Not limited to moral of the story).

The title is not part of the overall word count, but it can not exceed seven words. This is the link to his site where I am sure he will make you welcome.

http://austinbriggs.com/

Regarding writers I think this is one of the most interesting competitions around on the net. There are prizes to be won, would you believe $55 dollars for the winner? Although I would strongly advise that you visit Austin's site to find out exactly what they are and the criteria.

The contest takes place once a month and for the month of November the theme is 'Fantasy'. Due to my incompetence I mistimed my entry, so I am putting it here as a way of adding to my blog.

Every Vote Counts.

‘Lines haven’t stopped, viewers love it. Hanging, electric-chair, lethal injection, we’re adding beheading next time. Sponsors want you live with your preference; it may influence votes.

“Warden, any news? My appeal?”

‘Guards and I could become household names; top writers are writing your final words.’

“I’m not guilty.”

‘Stay calm, pretend the cameras aren’t there.









Sunday 23 October 2011

Divided we Fail.


“Crossroad twins, seaside left, countryside right.”
Right,
Left,
“Agree or we go back.”
Seaside, I’m not budging.
Nor me, why should I?
“Shall I be the casting vote?”
(Together) No, you won’t pick mine.
“Back home it is then."
Can we stop for a McDonald’s?
Burger King.
“Both! Out! and never phone my taxi again”.