Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Saturday 28 July 2012

Three Comedy Stories.


I simply love to look at the cover of this book, and it is nothing to do with sexual attraction. It is my flagship; the only book I have written which sells on a regular basis. It helps ease the pain caused by the lack of sales from my other seventeen e-books. Each month it easily outsells all my others combined, doubled and multiplied by the area of a Kindle.

Not that it has made me lots of money as it only costs 99c, but the fact is without it I would not have made any. So the cover along with the three short silly stories inside it will always be very special to me. The strange thing is I never intended them to go together; they were each written as short comedy stories.

However, they were each far too short to sell individualy so I thought why not stick them together. I have discovered people either hate them or love them it is that kind of humour. They are classed as erotica simply because they contain sexual words and acts, but I definitely consider them to be funny sex comedies.

It can be found here http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0057ZF922

Sunday 23 October 2011

Divided we Fail.


“Crossroad twins, seaside left, countryside right.”
Right,
Left,
“Agree or we go back.”
Seaside, I’m not budging.
Nor me, why should I?
“Shall I be the casting vote?”
(Together) No, you won’t pick mine.
“Back home it is then."
Can we stop for a McDonald’s?
Burger King.
“Both! Out! and never phone my taxi again”.